"The Dimwhit, the Witch and the Hairball"
Based on a true story
by Cindi

Once upon a time a beautiful women (a friend from church) with two children and a rabbit needed a favor, and lucky for her there was someone more than willing to help...his name, Sir Dimwhit! (David) She asked Sir Dimwhit if he would take care of her lovely rabbit "Beetlejuice" (that´s his real name) for two weeks while she went out exploring the world (went of vacation). Sir Dimwhit, excited beyond all mesure because the wicked Witch of Cali (me) won´t let him have a pet of his own (at least not until we have a big house, with a big yard and kids to pick up the ...). The wicked Witch told Sir Dimwhit that he could take care of Beetlejuice as long as he understood that she would have NOTHING to do with the lovely creature...he accepted.
So for the first week Sir Dimwhit took care of everything, the feeding, the watering, the playing and the scooping of the poop! But to the wicked Witches surprise Sir Dimwhit had planned a journey into the forest in order to better his "dimwhittedness" (he went to a friends house for the weekend to work on his final project). So the wicked Witch was FORCED to care for the hairy monster. The Witch had taken care of the feeding and the watering (by the way, the spoiled little hairball will only drink BOTTLED water!) but by NO means was she going to take part in the playing and the scooping!!!
On the second day the home of the little beast was giving off a less than pleasant fragrance (his cage was atracting flies!). Bound and determined to take NO part in the scooping process the Witch decided to take the hairball and his home outside to the patio where she didn´t mind the flies attacking. That worked wonders and she was so pleased. But as night came the wicked Witch started hearing an evil little voice in her head saying, "You can´t leave the lonely creature outside for the night. What if it gets a cold or DIES?!?!!?". The Witches first reaction was, "GREAT, then I could just chuck it in the trash and be done with it!" Then she heard the evil voice again and she found her heart mealting. Just before she was going to get her beauty sleep (much needed might I add) she went out to get the little devil to bring it into the castle. Beetlejuice began to get restless (he started hopping from one side of the cage to the other) and just as she stepped in the castle BOOM!!!!!! Down goes the bottom half of the cage, the rabbit and all the fun little rolly things with it (the food, the grass, the wood things and yes the little balls o´poop!!!!!)! Lucky for Sir Dimwhit he was in a land far far away because had he been in the castle the wicked Witch would have cast a mighty evil spell on him (I would have beat him two or three times, took the car keys and gone to stay at my mother-in-laws while he stayed with the rabbit and all it´s little smelly things)!!!!!
The wicked Witch who was used to roaming around the castle without her black pointy boots would now have to put her boots on at all times, even in the middle of the night when she needed to go to the little witches room (I hate wearing house shoes, but now "just in case" I have to!).
After many attempts to get Beetlejuice to go home on his own she finally had to grab his little furry neck and throw him in! (Cough, couch...oh, excuse me, hairball in the throat!)
Finally with the monster safely in his home and most of the little rolly things back in their place...the wicked Witch is imaging what curse she is going to put on Sir Dimwhit when he returns from his long journey! (It´s going to be a good one, let me tell ya!)

Well, my little friends at this point in time we don´t know if the "furrytail" will have a happy ending. All we know is that the wicked Witch went to take a shower to get rid of the hairy, smelly feeling she had and went to bed to try to forget about the monster she was sharing her castle with.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE IF THERE WILL BE A HAPPY ENDING FOR
"THE DIMWHIT, THE WITCH AND THE HAIRBALL"