JOKE FROM KEN VIRGIN.

2 LADIES STANDING AT ST PETS GATE WAITING TO GET IN----
ONE IS KATHY THE OTHER IS ANN
KATHY SAYS TO ANN HOW DID YOU DIE?
ANN REPLIES I FROZE
KATHY OOOH THAT MUST HAVE BEEN AWFUL
ANN NOT REALLY I SHIVERED, GOT COLD AND THEN I WAS WARM AND WENT TO SLEEP.
HOW DID YOU DIE KATHY? I HAD A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.
I THOUGHT MY HUSBAND WAS CHEATING ON ME. SO I CAME HOME EARLY TO CATCH HIM. WHEN I GOT HOME HE WAS SITTING ON THE COUCH READING A PAPER. I WASN'T CONVINCED. SO I RAN UPSTAIRS AND SEARCHED, THEN IN TO THE ATTIC, THEN RAN DOWN TO THE BASEMENT LOOKING EVERYWHERE.. ON THE WAY UP THE STAIRS I HAD THE HEAT ATTACK!

ANN too bad you didn't check the freezer!!!!! It would have save us both a lot of trouble!!!!!!!!