Friday, June 16, 2006

This is something that Brandi has on her web page and I thought it was good. Enjoy.

Woman over 40

Here is apiece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here arejust a few reasons why.

A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are youthinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sitaround whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it'susually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Ofcourse, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if theythink they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know whatit's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her womenfriends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her bestfriend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friendsbecause she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to awoman over 40. They already know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off ifyou are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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