Hi Jeff, took Davids comment to church today to have translated. The combined effort of brothers Quayle, Lark and Bruce follows.

Jeff, your girlfriend is "wonderful"!! [maybe an ok word for buenorra] But uncle, you have got to get rid of that goatee, it does not favor you at all!! You look like an old green ________???? [the word pedrasta nobody knew] may mean old man or stepfather??? with your blond girl! But this is lucky because when you are forty she will be in her prime.

I take no responsibility for this translation. If there are errors it will be up to Cindi to clarify them.

Love dad

And from across the sea a happy birthday to Alienoir